Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM Quotes (Page 2)
Little girl: Do you have a fiancée?
Lily: Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancée.
Robin: Oh no, I don’t have a fiancée.
Little girl: Then who do you live with?
Robin: Well, actually, I’ve got five dogs.
Little girl: Don’t you get lonely?
Robin: No, I’ve got fiiive dogs
Little girl: My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.
Robin: Well, yeah, that’s cats, I’m not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady – doeesss anybody else have questions?
Little boy: Are you a lesbian?
Robin: NO, ARE YOU? Jeez [mumbles] Every woman that lives alone is not a lesbian.
Sandy Rivers: [to Robin] We should have sex!
Robin: What?!?!
Sandy Rivers: Why not, we’re both available, we’re both attractive, we’re both good at it, at least I’m good at it, and even if you’re not, don’t worry, I’ll have a good time either way.
Robin: Well moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, I don’t get involved with people I work with.
Sandy Rivers: Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex! Having sex is fun!
