Pilot Quotes
Robin: My friend just got dumped, so tonight all men are "the Enemy".
Ted: If it would make your friend feel better, you can throw a drink in my face.
Robin: She would love that!
Ted: I could end up marrying this woman; I want our first kiss to be special.
Lily: Aw, that's sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch?
Barney: [to Ted] You suited up! This is totally going in my blog!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Hey, loser. How is that not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! Oh, I killed you, Conner! Don't make me get your mom!
Ted: Hey, listen, I need your help on something.
Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
Future Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday."
Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just KNOW she likes it dirty. Go say 'Hi'.
Taxi driver: Woah woah woah. Did you hit her?
Lilly: [laughs] Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun. He's all like "Oh honey did that hurt?" and I'm all like "C'mon let me have it ya pansy!" Wow. Complete Stranger.
Ted: It's physics Marshall, if the bottom bunk moves the top bunk moves too.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Lebanese girls are the new half-asians
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
