Return of the Shirt Quotes
Lily: Why would Natalie hang up on you?
Ted: I don't know.
Barney: Did you sleep with her sister?
Ted: No.
Barney: Did you sleep with her mom?
Ted: No.
Barney: I'm losing interest in your story.
Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Ted's Date: Back When I lived in LA I was pretty broke, so I spent a month making adult films.
Ted: Wow ... uh, ok. How many did you make?
Ted's Date: 175.
Lily: Say what you want about the porn industry, but they're hard workers.
Robin: [on camera, at the end of her news report] I'm a dirty, dirty girl. [smacks butt] Ow.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
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