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Single Stamina Quotes

Barney: [About his brother] He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.

  • Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007

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Barney: Hi, have you met me?

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Marshall: Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of.
Ted: Dude
Marshall: They're delicious!

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Robin: Bras suck. They're so confining and unnatural.
Lily: Yeah, they're like a boobie zoo.

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