The Duel Quotes
Lily: On Monday I'm going to have to tell my kindergarten class, who I tell not to run with scissors, how my fiancee ran me through with a broadsword.
Marshall: Technically, it didn't go all the way through.
Lily: I'm sorry, were we having a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?
Barney: You need to mark your territory, and I don't mean missing the toilet.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Good night, thanks for playing, see you never!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Wow, Jackie, you make a really great first impression. I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie [with ecstasy] ohhhh.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups, I'm looking for a soulmate, someone who I can love and cuddle... [pauses] or so it says in my profile. [laughs]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Marshall: [about Barney] You know, he cooks naked.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
