The Limo Quotes
Ted: Yes Barney, your submissions were received and No, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007 Barney: Aheeeem. People often ask me "Barney how is that you're so psyched so much of the time"?
Lily: By who? Who asks you that?
Ted: You're not... Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.
Barney: I don't want to be kissing Ranjit!
Ranjit: You don't know what you're missing!
Barney: Oh sure laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson. Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze round and round it goes, and where's it all heading... nowhere.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007 Lily: So where are you from, Natalya?
Barney: She... who knows. The former Soviet republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?
Marshall: Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs... It's like we're the president.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007
