The Scorpion and the Toad Quotes
Ted: Okay, we're way past "truth-telling" Lily, and about to hit "Cinco de Mayo 1998" Lily, and I'm NOT cleaning that up again.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Barney: Dude! You were awesome last night! You were charming, you were funny, you were totally working that girl!
Marshall: You went home with her!
Barney: Yes I did...
Barney: Do you like... magic?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Ted: Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.
Robin: You're on.
Ted: Five AMERICAN bucks.
Robin: Dammit!
Ted: [smiling]
Robin: What?
Ted: She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake, her and Marshall will be back together in a week. I LOVE IT!
Robin: Umm, no, you just want her to be miserable. The truth is, she's happy.
Ted: Trust me, I've known Lily for nine years.
Robin: Trust me, I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.
