Where Were We? Quotes
Robin: This has to stop! Ted, we just started dating, we agreed we dont want to move too fast, and somehow, we have a baby. He can't feed himself, he cries alot, he keeps us up all night.
Barney: Have you tried breast feeding? Nailed it!
Ted: It's Sunday! It's Pancakes day!
Marshall: Lily always made the pancakes. God I loved her pancakes. So soft. So warm. So perfectly shaped.
Ted: Are we still talking about her pancakes? ...C'mon, you gotta eat something. What can I get you?
Marshall: Beer.
Ted: No, that's what you had for dinner.
Marshall: Fine! I'll just have leftovers. [pulls half-drunk beer out of couch]
Ted: Hey Marshall!
Marshall: Hey Ted.
Ted: You hungry?
Marshall: What's the point? I could eat some food...it's just gonna leave me.
Ted: Well, at least in that scenario, you get to do the dumping.
Robin: [smiling] Hey! So, did you hear the big news?
Ted: You mean how Lily and Marshall broke up and Lily's gone and nothing else remotely important happened last night? Yeah, I think he knows.
Ted: Listen, whenever you feel like calling her you come find me first, and I will punch you in the face.
Marshall: You're a good friend, Ted.
Ted: I'm gonna call Barney.
[calls Barney]
Barney: Go for Barney.
Ted: Oh hey, where are you guys?
Barney: We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
Ted: Stripclub...nice.
Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Barney: So he stays home all the time not getting laid? No, see, that's what you do when you HAVE a fianceé. He should be out here celebrating! He's free! He got that red-headed tumor removed.
Ted: You should write and illustrate children's books.