Zip, Zip, Zip Quotes
Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant.... you need to have sex to get pregnant.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Lily: I need a drink, do we have any cough syrup in here?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: Baby, I need to do something and I can't do it in front of you. It will change the nature of our relationship
Marshall: What is it?
Lily: I need to pee
Marshall: This is bad, we've gone 9 years without peeing in front of each other.
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I'm birthday suiting up!
Barney: The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Robin: Well, it looks like it's gonna be just you and me.
Barney: Really!?
Robin: Actually, I was talking to my Martini.
Ted: [narrating] When you meet someone special, suddenly life's full of firsts: the first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together. For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Robin: No. I thought we're just hanging out as friends.
Barney: Oh, come on. You've been throwing yourself at me all night.
Robin: What? I did the opposite, I threw some other girl at you.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship. Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?
