How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 13)
Barney: [to Marshall, who was complaining about how shady the Tailor's place looked] Hey look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Lily: [Trying on wedding dresses] Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Ted: [voiceover] We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Barney: Ladies, gentlemen, Ted. This has been a wonderful evening. I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the Re-return. I finally nailed Shannon. Told her I'd call her tomorrow...ayeah, right! And I rediscovered how awesomely awesome my life is. Peace out, hombres!
[the rest of the group is silent]
Marshall: I think Barney just won game night.
Barney: Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Barney: My life rocks! Money, suits and sex? These are tears of joy!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit free since '93. So that was a lie.
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet, though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat.
Marshall: Well, we have the whole place to ourselves...
Lily: I'm thinking...floor sex!
Marshall: Sounds reasonable.
Barney: Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007
