How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 14)
Victoria: I've only had 2 boyfriends before Ted.
Robin: Prude alert!
Victoria: Well, two serious. I’ve had others.
Robin: Slut alert!
Marshall: Backgammon sucks. I took the only good part of backgammon, the gammon, and I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongs.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 phone]
Marshall: Victoria, that was an honest and mature answer. You may advance to the Gumdrop Mountains.
Barney: [making a fake phone call] Hi, leg warehouse? Yeah, my friend Ted needs something to stand on. [pause] So, nothing for him to stand on? Ok, thanks so much. [hangs up phone]
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant.... you need to have sex to get pregnant.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Lily: I need a drink, do we have any cough syrup in here?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: Baby, I need to do something and I can't do it in front of you. It will change the nature of our relationship
Marshall: What is it?
Lily: I need to pee
Marshall: This is bad, we've gone 9 years without peeing in front of each other.
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I'm birthday suiting up!
Barney: The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Robin: Well, it looks like it's gonna be just you and me.
Barney: Really!?
Robin: Actually, I was talking to my Martini.