How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 2)
Robin: [Downs drink] I can't believe my baby sister is planning to lose her virginity to a douche with a faux-hawk. This can't happen, you guys have help me talk her out of it.
Marshall: A speech to talk a girl out of sex...
Ted: ...yeah I don't have any of those.
Barney: Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
Robin: Please I'm her older sister I'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible decisions
Lily: It's 2 o'clock and you've already had three Scotch and Sodas.
Robin: [Slurred speech] That's why I need your help!
Lily: That's 'Dirty Dancing'!
Ted: It was on last night.
Marshall: No, it was two nights ago. "She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours. I just got it out; now it's back in. Damn you, Swayze!
[While very high]
Ted: How was the concert?
Marshall: [laughs] I couldn't find outisde
Barney: Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate, it's the most wonderful time of the year.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007Marshall: When you walk through the door, does it feel like you are being slapped in the face by Christmas?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Robin: Well at least you apologized ... You apologized, didn't you?
Ted: Oh yeah, "I'm sorry" were the first words out of my mouth
[Flashback]
Ted: I'm sorry but I'm not apologizing.
Robin: Barney! What the hell are you doing? Get in here, it's freezing outside. Are you insane?
Barney: Blame Lily and her oppressive no-cigars-in-the-appartment-rule. God, it's like Marshall is marrying the Taliban.
[Barney sneezes into his hands]
Barney: High-five.
Robin: Ewww, no. Look, you have to go home and get to bed.
[Barney takes a seat]
Barney: Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call 'mind over body' ... You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True stor
[After Ted tells Barney what he called Lily]
Barney: Ted Vivian Mosby!
Ted: That's not my middle name..
Barney: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Ted: Like you've never said that word?
Barney: I don't kiss your mother with my mouth, yet...
[Barney sneezes]
Ted: Are you sick?
Barney: Is it sick to find maturity and experience sexy?
Ted: No, I meant do you have a cold?
Barney: I'm fine. [blows his nose from a cold]
[Ted and Robin look at him]
Barney: I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.
Barney: [About his brother] He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.
Barney: Hi, have you met me?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007