How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 20)
Barney: Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Okay, I'm leaving, but just know, this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht. And what will be sticking to that yacht? The Barnacle.
Ted: Really? That's the nickname now?
Barney: Yeah, the Barnacle
Ted: The Barnacle?
Barney: That's it. [pause] Barnacle, out!
Barney: Here's the plan, and I crap you not! I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Ted: Come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever if the slutty pumpkin turned out to be my future wife?
Lily: Oh, on the off chance that could happen, maybe we should stop calling her the 'Slutty Pumpkin'.
Barney: You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engaged, or married, or, God forbid, fat.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Robin: How can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
Ted: It was carved in strategic locations
Barney: You know what I love about Halloween. It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. A girl dresses up like a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse-
Lily: Wow, we get it.
Barney: She's a slutty nurse.
Lily: Guess what came in the mail today?
Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?
Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
Marshall: [deep voice] Tarzan nipple blue.
Lily: Hey
Robin: Hey
Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him
Robin: Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.
Lily: [seeing Barney's shiny shirt] Hey, we wore the same the shirt! No, wait, that's just my shirt reflected in yours.
Barney: One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects. Don't you ever read my blog?