How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 21)
Lily: Why would Natalie hang up on you?
Ted: I don't know.
Barney: Did you sleep with her sister?
Ted: No.
Barney: Did you sleep with her mom?
Ted: No.
Barney: I'm losing interest in your story.
Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Ted's Date: Back When I lived in LA I was pretty broke, so I spent a month making adult films.
Ted: Wow ... uh, ok. How many did you make?
Ted's Date: 175.
Lily: Say what you want about the porn industry, but they're hard workers.
Robin: [on camera, at the end of her news report] I'm a dirty, dirty girl. [smacks butt] Ow.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Ted: My friend does this thing where he goes to the airport and leaves fake luggage in order to meet women.
Airport Security Guard: No one is that lame.
Ted: He is. He is that lame. Barney, tell them you're that lame.
Barney: You're in a rut.
Ted: I'm not in a rut. I have a routine.
Barney: Ted, what is the first syllable in rut-tine?
Barney: Look, our forefathers died for the "pursuit of happiness," okay? Not for the "sit around and wait of happiness." Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.
Taxi driver: That was beautiful, man.
Barney: It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...dary!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five!
[Barney does a high five with his cellphone.]
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!