How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 22)
Ted: [to Barney] Don't say "legendary." You're too liberal with the word "legendary."
[Flashback]
Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snowsuit up!
Ted: You know it's so funny I got in you we are having a party next Friday if you'll like to swing by, but, you know, whatever.
Robin: Oh, I'm going back home next weekand. Too bad it's not tonight.
Ted:It is, it's tonight. This Friday. Did I say next Friday? Sorry, 'cause I've been saying next Friday all week. But yeah it's tonight the party is tonight. But, you know, whatever.
Robin: [seeing Ted in a store] Ted!
Ted: Robin, wow! What are the odds!
Robin: What are you doing here?
Ted: Oh, you know, Just shoping, for a... [searching] dip. I love dip. You know I love dip I like dip. As a friend.
Lily: Hey I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. Me beautiful ring. Kinda, makes wear other stuff seems wrong... my shirt. Kinda dont wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. That's right, I'm not wearing any.
Marshall: [stop working and looks at Lily] No underwear?
Lily: Not even slightly.
Ted: [talks about Robin] She wants casual... Okay, I'll be casual. I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual. You know why? 'cause it's a game. I wanna to skip to the end and to the whole happily ever after thing. But you don't get there, unless you play the game.
Marshall: So you gonna ask her out?
Ted: yes. NO! I cant ask her out because if I ask her out I'm ASKING HER OUT. So how do I ask her out, without asking her out?
Lily: Did you guys get high?
Barney: This so lame.
Ted: Lame ... or casual?
Barney: Lame.
Ted: ... or casual?
Robin: My friend just got dumped, so tonight all men are "the Enemy".
Ted: If it would make your friend feel better, you can throw a drink in my face.
Robin: She would love that!
Ted: I could end up marrying this woman; I want our first kiss to be special.
Lily: Aw, that's sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch?
Barney: [to Ted] You suited up! This is totally going in my blog!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Hey, loser. How is that not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! Oh, I killed you, Conner! Don't make me get your mom!
Ted: Hey, listen, I need your help on something.
Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!