How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 23)

Mr. Awesome

Future Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday."
Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just KNOW she likes it dirty. Go say 'Hi'.

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Taxi driver: Woah woah woah. Did you hit her?
Lilly: [laughs] Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun. He's all like "Oh honey did that hurt?" and I'm all like "C'mon let me have it ya pansy!" Wow. Complete Stranger.

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Ted: It's physics Marshall, if the bottom bunk moves the top bunk moves too.

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Barney: Lebanese girls are the new half-asians

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