How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 6)
Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Ted: I love it when you quote scripture.
Lily: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Mosby. I was just stopping by to pick up some of my things.
Ted's mother: Yes, we were so sorry to hear about your, you know the b... the b...[trying to say 'break-up' with her hands], well.
Marshall: Lily calling off the wedding and dumping me?
Lily: Me begging Marshall to take me back and him rejecting me?
Ted's mother: I love your hair!
Older Ted: You know, grandma and grandpa dont usually talk about things that were uncomfortable, emotional, or an any way, real.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007Ted: Okay, we're way past "truth-telling" Lily, and about to hit "Cinco de Mayo 1998" Lily, and I'm NOT cleaning that up again.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Barney: Dude! You were awesome last night! You were charming, you were funny, you were totally working that girl!
Marshall: You went home with her!
Barney: Yes I did...
Barney: Do you like... magic?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Ted: Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.
Robin: You're on.
Ted: Five AMERICAN bucks.
Robin: Dammit!
Ted: [smiling]
Robin: What?
Ted: She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake, her and Marshall will be back together in a week. I LOVE IT!
Robin: Umm, no, you just want her to be miserable. The truth is, she's happy.
Ted: Trust me, I've known Lily for nine years.
Robin: Trust me, I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.
Robin: This has to stop! Ted, we just started dating, we agreed we dont want to move too fast, and somehow, we have a baby. He can't feed himself, he cries alot, he keeps us up all night.
Barney: Have you tried breast feeding? Nailed it!
Ted: It's Sunday! It's Pancakes day!
Marshall: Lily always made the pancakes. God I loved her pancakes. So soft. So warm. So perfectly shaped.
Ted: Are we still talking about her pancakes? ...C'mon, you gotta eat something. What can I get you?
Marshall: Beer.
Ted: No, that's what you had for dinner.
Marshall: Fine! I'll just have leftovers. [pulls half-drunk beer out of couch]
