How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 7)
Ted: Hey Marshall!
Marshall: Hey Ted.
Ted: You hungry?
Marshall: What's the point? I could eat some food...it's just gonna leave me.
Ted: Well, at least in that scenario, you get to do the dumping.
Robin: [smiling] Hey! So, did you hear the big news?
Ted: You mean how Lily and Marshall broke up and Lily's gone and nothing else remotely important happened last night? Yeah, I think he knows.
Ted: Listen, whenever you feel like calling her you come find me first, and I will punch you in the face.
Marshall: You're a good friend, Ted.
Ted: I'm gonna call Barney.
[calls Barney]
Barney: Go for Barney.
Ted: Oh hey, where are you guys?
Barney: We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
Ted: Stripclub...nice.
Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Barney: So he stays home all the time not getting laid? No, see, that's what you do when you HAVE a fianceé. He should be out here celebrating! He's free! He got that red-headed tumor removed.
Ted: You should write and illustrate children's books.
Ted: I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?
Robin: Yes. No. Maybe.
Ted: Those are the 3 options.
Penelope: Is he a nice guy, or some jackass like Barney?
Barney: Hey!!
Penelope: You hit on my mom!
Barney: We weren't exclusive!
Penelope: Why should I help you?
Barney: We had a relationship.
Penelope: We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me.
Barney: Twice!
Barney: You are forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that’s not a good look for me!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007