How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 9)
Marshall: Aw, they grow up into skanks so fast.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Lily: Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school.
Barney: Please. I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, and you've got statutory written all over your body.
Robin: I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [coughs] Lesbian
Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
Barney: Nah, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
Lily: Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: Baby, The88 don't audition. They're like the Wiggles of wedding bands.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: The88. They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. They were found guilty... on three counts of rocking.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Lily: [waking up suddenly] Crap! Band! We forgot a band! It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Lily: Your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
Barney: [laughs, then gets serious] Lil, you know I can't promise that.
: And that, my friends is why you don't get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: It is on! It is on like the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007
