My Name Is Earl Quotes
Randy: [narrating] There was a reason Earl couldn't find the silverware, and I knew what it was. You know the kind of guy that likes hanging out with his brother, watching cartoons, and also likes to touch things with his tongue? Well that's me. I'm also the kind of guy that likes hanging out with his brother watching cartoons. Oh, wait, I already said that. I also hold the Camden County record for staring at the sun. My name is Randy.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Randy: Nerf sidewalks!
Darnell: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Randy: Maybe someone from China dug and got it from the other end.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: I gotta poop.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: I forgot to ask Randy what he was doing following that guy with the tight striped pants.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: I can't touch books. You know how afraid I am of paper cuts! They might as well make books out of knives!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Randy: They're gonna die soon, aren't they, Earl?
Earl: At least they'll be near a bunny.
Stewart: I may need to do a stake-out over the weekend.
Kenny: I'll rent a movie.
Homeless Man: Please don't take her.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: [crying] I came up here, I was just scared I was going to jail, but I don't care about jail anymore, I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna fall, it's gonna hurt! It's gonna hurt!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007
