Barn Burner Quotes
Earl: Shh, I'm not telling Randy, he's afraid of chickens... and the Pope's big hat, but mainly because he thinks there's a chicken under it.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Earl: It's gone!
Dodge: What's gone?
Earl: Mystery Fun Land. They tore it down. Now I can't cross ya off the list.
Dodge: You mean your "idiot list"?
Earl: Is that what your mom calls it?
Dodge: She also puts another word in front of it, but I don't know what it means. The guy from Scarface says it a lot.
Earl Jr.: I know what it means.
Joy: You don't want to injure your toilet-scrubbing hand.
Catalina: Quiero agracader a toda el publico Latino que nos acompaña cada semana. Y para los que no son Latinos, les felicito por aprender otro idioma. (I want to thank all the Latino audience that joins us every week. And for those that are not Latino, congratulations to them for learning another language.)
Joy: Sorry sweetheart, I don't speak maid.