Our 'Cops' Is On! Quotes
Stewart: I may need to do a stake-out over the weekend.
Kenny: I'll rent a movie.
Homeless Man: Please don't take her.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: [crying] I came up here, I was just scared I was going to jail, but I don't care about jail anymore, I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna fall, it's gonna hurt! It's gonna hurt!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: Hey, can you chase me? Because the chases always make it on "Cops." But don't chase me too hard because I'm loaded down with this TV.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: Man, I love stealin' ... Oops.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Timothy Stack: Can I shoot something with your gun?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Timothy Stack: Do you know who I am?.... I'm TV's Tim Stack from movies and basic cable television. 62 items on my IMDB page. 62. But they screwed me... they counted my Quincy two-parter as one thing.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Patty the Daytime Hooker: I'm not stuck. I'm keeping my hand cold for a guy that's into dead people.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Darnell: Is there a problem, officer?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Joy: Hey, crank up the radio! Find me some "Wu-Tang Clan."
Earl: Since when do you like rap music?
Joy: I'm not cheating on you!
