Our 'Cops' Is On! Quotes (Page 2)

Earl and the Gang

Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
Joy: I love you so much, baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ...
Earl: Shhhh... you had me at balls.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007


Earl: Oh God, I skinned my pecker!

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007


Earl: She didn't mean "stealing stealing" ... She's from Canada, and in Canada, "stealing" means "working hard and obeying the law," eh?

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007


« Previous
1 2

Total Quotes: 13