Stole P's HD Cart Quotes
Ralph: What if I cut off my pinky toe, put it in this 'ere cooler, stick it in a Winky Dinky dog and sue them for ten thousand dollars?
Earl: You are not cutting off your pinky toe, we're going to have to think of another way to come up with the money.
Ralph: Well, you see, the think about that is...
Earl: Your pinky toe's already in the cooler, isn't it?
Raplh: Yeah, it's in there.
Randy: You takin' Pops' hot dogs outta Camden County is like taking chicken out of Syracuse.
Earl: It's Buffalo, Randy.
Randy: No, I'm pretty sure it's chicken, Earl.
Joy: Yeah, it's chicken! Hot chicken!
Ralph: This is what I do for a living, all right? I got this whole thing worked out on a level you wouldn’t even begin to understand, baby. This whole thing’s a chess game and this here machine is the pope.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: We should have taken back roads, but how often do you get to surf a giant hot dog down main street?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007
