Teacher Earl Quotes

Earl is His Name

Joy: I don't care if she's Chinese, Vietnamese, or Chuck E. Cheese!

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Joy: Is his sister getting married? Because if she is, and she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, I will go right down to that Club Chubby and wrap her neck around that pole!

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Joy: "I don't know if what she's speaking is a real language, but if it is, its all lies."

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Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop: "My... Name... Is... Earl!"

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Randy: "Try callin' Karma."
Earl: "It's Karma, Randy. Not Lassie!"

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