White Lie Christmas Quotes

My Name Is Earl

Randy: If I can steer that toy car round the room, then we'll be okay to drive.
Earl: Randy, thats a cat.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007


Randy: You can't come between us... we're Chinese twins!

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Joy's Mom: [said as Earl finds out she spent all of her dialysis money on gambling, and again after she gambled away a car that Earl was going to give to Joy for Christmas] I have a problem, don't you judge me!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007


Randy: You know, feliz nobby blah.
Catalina: That means nothing.
Randy: To you, maybe, but in American, that means "Christmas" in Mexican.

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Total Quotes: 4