My Name Is Earl Quotes (Page 2)
Randy: Hey, can you chase me? Because the chases always make it on "Cops." But don't chase me too hard because I'm loaded down with this TV.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: Man, I love stealin' ... Oops.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Timothy Stack: Can I shoot something with your gun?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Timothy Stack: Do you know who I am?.... I'm TV's Tim Stack from movies and basic cable television. 62 items on my IMDB page. 62. But they screwed me... they counted my Quincy two-parter as one thing.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Patty the Daytime Hooker: I'm not stuck. I'm keeping my hand cold for a guy that's into dead people.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Darnell: Is there a problem, officer?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Joy: Hey, crank up the radio! Find me some "Wu-Tang Clan."
Earl: Since when do you like rap music?
Joy: I'm not cheating on you!
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
Joy: I love you so much, baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ...
Earl: Shhhh... you had me at balls.
Earl: Oh God, I skinned my pecker!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: She didn't mean "stealing stealing" ... She's from Canada, and in Canada, "stealing" means "working hard and obeying the law," eh?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007
