My Name Is Earl Quotes (Page 3)
Earl: No, what was weak was sitting in that room talking about your feelings.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: Remember, real men keep their emotions bottled up until they explode, and then they punch something that has nothing to do with what they're mad at.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Joy: What the hell are you doing?
Darnell: Throwing you a surprise party.
Joy: My birthday's not 'til next week!
Darnell: That's the surprise!
Randy: (singing) We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop ...
Darnell: Randy, those aren't helium balloons.
Randy: If he's dead and you give that money to his stoned, horny mom, I'm going to kill you!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: Donny, what can I trade you for a TV?
Donny Give me your wife!
Earl: I'm not giving you my wife Donny. Pick a snack food.
Donny: Marshmallow, smeared on your wife.
Earl: Donny!
Donny: Okay, I'll give ya a TV, but I get to ask for one favor, and you don't get to ask me what the favor is, and I can ask you the favor when I want, and you can't say no!
Earl: Is the favor giving you my wife?
Donny: Yep!
Earl: (narrating) Donny took the TV section, Joy took the beauty products and pharmacy aisle.
Joy: Help! Help! The machines got me! Y2K! Y2K! Never mind I scared it!
Earl: (narrating) Darnell seemed happy in his section.
Darnell: (holding a card with a hole in it) Oh, I get it, my finger's his wiener!
Earl: Maybe Randy was right... maybe the computers did rise up and kill everybody!
Joy: Where are the bodies?
Donny: The computers are using them for fuel!
Earl: Where is everybody, we've gone 10 blocks and haven't seen a soul.
Donny: Maybe they're hiding.
Randy: Marco? Polo!
Joy: Were not in the damn pool, you idiot!
Randy: So, Catalina, what are you doing for your mother on mother's day?
Catalina: My mother is dead.
Randy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Catalina: Eh, it's okay. It was either her or me.