My Name Is Earl Quotes (Page 5)
Randy: If I can steer that toy car round the room, then we'll be okay to drive.
Earl: Randy, thats a cat.
Randy: You can't come between us... we're Chinese twins!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Joy's Mom: [said as Earl finds out she spent all of her dialysis money on gambling, and again after she gambled away a car that Earl was going to give to Joy for Christmas] I have a problem, don't you judge me!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Randy: You know, feliz nobby blah.
Catalina: That means nothing.
Randy: To you, maybe, but in American, that means "Christmas" in Mexican.
Joy: Daneesha, you're gettin' your boob glitter all over my face!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Scott: I'm proving my love to you.
Tess: By burning a swastika in my yard?
Earl: Dammit.
Black Guy: We're not moving!
African-American Guy: "Is that a cross?!
Scott: No, it's my seven-iron on top of... uh-oh.
Commercial Announcer: "It's bear-awesome!"
Randy: Aw, man, it is bear-awesome.
Joy: I don't care if she's Chinese, Vietnamese, or Chuck E. Cheese!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Joy: Is his sister getting married? Because if she is, and she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, I will go right down to that Club Chubby and wrap her neck around that pole!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007
