My Name Is Earl Quotes (Page 7)
Earl: Have you ever heard the saying "Crazy Eyes" ? Well, Donny had them.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Patty: I tried Earl, I really did. Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Earl: Ain't no use running, fool! I know where your momma parks her house!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Randy: Number 23. Peed in the back of a cop car.
Earl: I'm no longer proud of that.
Earl: (narrating) Next morning I was recuperating from being a little....over served... (Joy walks in to bathroom, removes her towel and reveals her pregnant stomach)
Joy: Morning, honey.
Earl: (narrating) Hell, when I was drinking I thought she just had a bit of a belly, some people might think getting so drunk and accidentally marry a woman that's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinking... personally I think it's a good reason to KEEP drinking.
Earl: Do good things and good things happen to you. Do bad things, they'll come back to haunt you.
Randy: That's deep Earl, so why don't you stop hoggin' those vicodins they gave you and we can all chat about that for awhile?
Earl: I’m talking bout karma.
Randy: Who's karma?
Earl: I don't know, just something Carson Daly came up with.
Catalina: Who is this Carson Daly. Some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man?
Randy: You mean you've never watched TRL? You need to turn on a television when you're scrubbing the toilets.
Earl: Hey Patty.
Patty: Hey boys, is it Randy’s birthday already?
Earl: No, we got another job for ya.
Randy: Earl, I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Earl: [narrating] You know that guy you see, when you stop off at the convenience store in that little town on the way to Grandma's house? Sort of shifty looking fella who buys a packet of smokes, a couple-a lotto tickets and a 'Tall Boy' at 10 AM in the morning? The kind of guy you wait to come out before you and your family go in? Well... thats me. My name is Earl. And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I really am instead of just stereotyping me, because of the way I look... well, you'd be wasting your time. 'Cause I'm exactly who you think I am. Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that's not nailed down.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Earl: Hey, Crab Man.
Darnell: Hey, Earl!
