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Dr. Cox: [internal monologue] MUST...RUB...SOMETHING... IN...SOMEONE`S...FACE [He notices a patient in a coma.] How`s that coma for ya buddy? [internal monologue] Ahh, Much better.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007


Dr. Cox: You want some advice? No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer’s Patient.
J.D.: What's that supposed to mean?
[Johnny tackles J.D. through the door out of nowhere.]
Johnny: Who am I!?

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007


Elliot: I'm dating a Murse!
J.D: Well it's better than dating a mectretary or a manicurist...oh wait that works.
Elliot: Well, only you guys know, and Nurse Roberts.... Well she not that much of a gossip... is she?
Carla and J.D: Nah.
Nurse Roberts: Dr Reid, Nurse Paul, Dr Reid, Nurse Paul, DR REID, NURSE PAUL, Dr Reid, Nurse Paul, Dr Reid, Nurse Paul, [to Dr. Cox] Dr Reid, Nurse Paul, dating!
Dr. Cox: Giant, who cares?

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