My Bad Quotes
J.D.: Stick to the truth and you can't get hurt, that's my philosophy.
Dr. Cox: You didn't sleep with her did ya?
J.D.: God, no!
J.D.'s Narration: Philosophy is tricky.
J.D.'s Narration: I'll always remember that moment as the first "thank you" I got from Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Well, geez, Agnes, does the field hockey team know that you're missing?
J.D.'s Narration: It felt good.
J.D.: Your ex-wife. She's the answer.
Dr. Cox: Uhhh... Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges.
Jordan: I didn't do it for you, Perry, I only did it because the thought of you rotting here in this hospital is better than tipping the valet with your alimony check.
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