My Butterfly Quotes
Dr. Cox: Bob, I cannot believe you’re going to turn this hospital into a money-making machine that coerces people into spending their hard-earned cash on expensive procedures they don’t even need.
Dr. Kelso: Why not? It sounds like something I’d do.
Dr. Cox: I can’t believe Kelso really asked my opinion, y’know?
Janitor: If I wanted to listen to someone yap on about their problems, I’d be at my AA meeting.
Dr. Cox: It just so happens that this was the only empty seat in the whole joint. Besides, as a fellow abusive drinker you are duty bound by bar stool protocol to listen to every last word that comes out of my mouth.
Janitor: [beat] Proceed.
Dr. Kelso: Do you think I got to be chief of medicine by being late?
Dr. Cox: No. You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing.
Dr. Kelso: Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at eight.
