My Choosiest Choice of All Quotes
[Turk and Carla shake their heads disapprovingly at Dr. Cox.]
Dr. Cox: Oh don't even start, Tarla or Curk or whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgmental freak show. Why don't I do a little piece for you I like to call, "Your First Year Of Marriage." "I do!" Oh, kiss kiss kiss! [imitating Carla's whine] "Why can't we have a baby!" [imitating Turk's talk] "Why you spendin' so much money on clothes!" "Why you sleepin' with my sister?" "Why can't I hang out with my peeps?" [explosion sound]
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Hmmm?
Turk: I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous.
J.D.: Hey, do you wanna play darts?
Danni: Sure!
J.D.: OK great have fun I'll be over here!
Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: "Enjoy" is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism. But you don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?
Danni: Not really. I'm more into tough guys, you know.
J.D.: Last night in bed I knocked you unconscious.
Danni: For like, five seconds!