My Day Off Quotes
J.D.: Ah, uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Dr. Kelso: Doctor Cox, did you get my memo reminding all senior staff that lab coats must be worn at all times?
Dr. Cox: You know I did get it there Bob and at first I just threw it away, but then I decided that wasn't a grand enough gesture, so I made a replica of you out of straw and I put my lab coat on it with your memo in the pocket, and then I invited all the kids in the neighborhood to come over to light it on fire and whack it with sticks.
Janitor: You know people die here.
J.D.: You're a good friend.
Janitor: Eh, I do what I can. Can I have your stuff?
J.D.: You want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Turk: To me, you'll always be that geeky kid with the Pat Benatar t-shirt on.
J.D.: Dude, she rocks.
Turk: I just want you to know how serious I am about what I do.
J.D: Did you stitch your initials in to me?!
Turk: That's not important.
Turk: So he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying. Punching the wall all manly and angry like.