My Drama Queen Quotes
Dr. Cox: Lemme ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is--oh, I don't know--go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr. Cox: My God, newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years. How is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays. I like their music. I like their sense of style. I especially like what they've done with Halloween, but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Elliot: [looking at J.D.'s wrists, which are burned from kinky sex the night before] Looks like rope burn to me.
J.D.: Oh, no, this is a -- a rash from my new watch. They didn't tell me the band was made out of ... cat.