My Dream Job Quotes
J.D.:If she was your daughter you'd totally know how to handle it.
Dr. Cox: My god, you're right.
[After punching Kelso]
Dr. Cox: You're doing fine there, Barbie.
Elliot: (stunned)... Thank you?
Dr. Cox: Everybody have a good one! I'm going home to see my son.
J.D.: Look, I'm sorry I was such a jerk yesterday, okay? I mean, come on, look at this floor! You could practically eat off of it!
Janitor: Would you?
J.D.: Would I what?
Janitor: Would you eat off the floor?
[Janitor drops a piece of ham on the floor]
[J.D. leans down to eat it]
J.D.'s Narration: As I bent down to eat that peppered floor turkey, unaware that the cleanser the Janitor uses is an extremely potent diuretic, I realized something... the reason we're doctors is because we have an innate desire to help people.
[J.D. walks off]
Janitor: That was disgusting
Spence:: That guy?
J.D.: Yes!
Spence:: What about that guy?
J.D.:: Look it's probably easier if I just tell you whose butt I haven't had my fingers up.