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Sean: Why are you messing with her head, J.D.?
Danni: Because he wants what he can't have.
J.D.: Okay, new rule! Hospitals are for doctors and sick people only!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007


J.D.: God, I wish we could go back in time and see that game.
Danni: Wanting what you can't have!
J.D.: Why are you here? Hospitals don't sell cigarettes!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007


Dr. Kelso: I need your opinion about something.
Dr. Cox: [without looking up] Yes Bob, those pants do make you look like you're holding water.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, I’ll tell you the same thing I told that comic I once saw in a strip club in Reno: I'm not here for the jokes.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007


J.D.: Guess it's just the two of us.
Danni: Do you wanna have sex?
J.D.: I guess.
[They start to take their clothes off.]
Danni: Do I have to look at you?
J.D.: Please don't.
Danni: Shut up!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007


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