My Fifteen Minutes Quotes
Dr. Cox: [To J.D.] Listen Super Girl, I'm gonna break you down into so many little pieces that my grandmother, who can do a thousand piece puzzle of clear blue sky in less than an hour will never be able to finish putting you back together again, even if she does go back in time to when her vision was perfect.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 J.D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse. You could be Alfred the butler.
J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.
Janitor: Well, well, well, look what magically found it's way back!
J.D.: Window cleaner?
Janitor: No, this is ammonia. The window cleaner is... [looks around, turns to J.D.] Why?
J.D.'s narration: That's just bad luck
Janitor: Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet, I'm gonna leave the closet unlocked and if... by magic, it happens to reappear, I won't ask any questions.
J.D.: I don't even know what "it" is.
Janitor: Then why take it?
[Janitor's digging through trash]
J.D.: Did you lose something?
Janitor: No, why? Did you take something?
J.D.: No.
Janitor: What'd you take?
J.D.: Nothing.
Janitor: What'd you take?