My Friend the Doctor Quotes
J.D.: What is wrong with you? Is it because I called you "Smelliot"? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before.
Elliot: J.D., I don't care if you call me that.
J.D. [announcing]: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
The Todd: Oh! So he can call you "Smelliot", but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!
The Todd [stormig off]: Hmph!
Doug: [to the Janitor who is using a German persona] Hey Klaus, in your country, how come Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with hamburgers or hot dogs?
Janitor: [Fake German accent] Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?
J.D.: [to the Janitor] You're an actor!
Janitor: You're a fireman! What are we doing?