My Journey Quotes
Elliot: Oh, so you've never dreamt about your wedding day.
J.D.: (drifts off)
Priest: Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife?
Marsha Brady: My name is Maureen McCormick.
J.D.: Marsha, please! Continue, Father.
Marsha Brady: (gazes adoringly at J.D.)
Elliot: [Upon applying red lipstick in preparation for a date] Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No... Barbie no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.
Elliot: Oh! Ah... that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
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