My Karma Quotes
Jordan: I'm going home. [turns to leave]
Dr. Cox: No, no you're not.
Jordan: Bye-bye!
Dr. Cox: Jordan, your water just broke.
Jordan: (stops) This kid's annoying me already.
J.D.'s Narration: We both knew what we had to do.
J.D.: Let's come clean.
Turk: Let's not tell anyone! Ever! Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever! EVER!
J.D.: Ever?
Turk: Ever!
Janitor: Hey, guys! Check out the personalized golf club cozy I found on the roof! [puppeting the cozy, with a Goliath voice] "Hi, Davey!"
J.D.: [under breath to Turk] You and your stupid Christmas present!
Janitor: Yeah.... Seems like one of the golf balls you hit went through the windshield of my van. No big deal, I just expect you to replace it, that's all.
J.D.: Wait, wait, wait. Your--your windshield's been broken for like a year!
Janitor: Yeah! Yeah, I know. Still.
J.D.: There she is! [leans down to her belly] Are you ready to be born today? Jeebeedeebeejeebee....
Jordan: Get the hell away from my stomach, or I'll put you in a leg-lock and snap your little bird-neck with my enormous thighs.
J.D.: (straightens up to face her) Enjoy your special day.
