My Mirror Image Quotes
J.D: My Life is over.
Dr. Cox: Oh come on, you gotta focus on the positives. For instance the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman. [smacks hands together] Sha-daisy!
Turk: Coincidentally, I have a cousin named Shadaisy.
J.D.: There was some unexpected friendly fire, and even though I never got a chance to enter the village, there was an airstrike on one of the outlying regions. I spoke to the gals up in Ob/G, and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Dr. Kelso: Uh, Dr. Dorian, look. This is a bit awkward but as Chief of Medicine I feel obligated to ask you about your relationship with Dr. Briggs. Was she naughty? I bet she was a hellcat.
J.D.: Get help, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Never mind. It's better up here. [Points to head]
Janitor: This here's our new flagpole. Why don't you show old glory a little respect and snap off a salute?
J.D.: There's no flag up there.
Janitor: We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on backorder. What do you want me to do in the meantime? Run a pirate flag up there? Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship? I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof. Catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye patch, go to work with a caulk gun, seal her up, make her watertight. I could take her out to sea.
J.D.: Are you insane?
Janitor: No. I'm a pirate.
Jordon: Welcome home Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try and keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007
