My Monster Quotes
Dr. Cox: Ah, I'm sorry... Crazy person says what?
Jordan: What?!
Dr. Cox: Atta girl
Dr. Cox: [on the phone] Sure, Jordan, I guess you could take over the master bathroom. But would ya do me a favor and leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I wanna take 300 of 'em? Heh! OK bye.
J.D.: I can't stop obsessing over this date I have tonight! What do you think I should do?
Dr. Cox: Well for starters, you should probably go ahead and thank your lucky stars that ya finally found a gal who's into same sex relationships.
J.D.: You know, Perry--
Dr. Cox: "Perry?"
J.D.: Yeah, I'm trying it out...
Dr. Cox: You know, Jordan, I have to tell you -- despite how crazy-hormonal you are, there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.
Jordan: Really?
Dr. Cox: Honestly you--
Jordan: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Cox: --you have never looked so beautiful.
Jordan: It's the giant boobs, isn't it.
Dr. Cox: Well, have you seen them lately?
J.D.: I've seen bigger. (To Nurse Roberts) Not on you. Although, Kudos!
Nurse Roberts:Mm-hmm!
Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute!?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
