My Musical Quotes
Mrs. Miller: [to J.D.] Shut your cakehole Mary-Beth, or I swear to God I'll shut it soon!
Dr. Cox: Congratulations, we'll schedule your test this afternoon. [walks off, impressed]
J.D.: [voiceover] In musicals, there's always a happy ending, but, in life, sometimes when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind. Whether it's your roommate [camera pans Elliot's new house], or time spent with your child [shot of Carla leaving her child with a nanny], or even the music you used to hear, in your head. [Patti hums the last notes of "Welcome to Sacred Heart"]
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 7th, 2007 J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: Whoa, I just took out his appendix!
Whole cast: Sometimes you're better off not knowing, but this isn't one of those times. Your world's become a musical, and your doctors speak in rhymes!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 7th, 2007