My Own Personal Jesus Quotes
: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
J.D.: (holding up mistletoe)Who put this up!?
Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 a.m. shift just...looking for that - trying to add a little cheer.
J.D.: I was just trying to -
Janitor: Oh, I know exactly what you're trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
J.D.: But I've only worked here for three months.
J.D.'s narration: Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything!
J.D.: Banana hammock!
Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
J.D.'s narration: And then something amazing happened - they connected. And all the hatred they had for each other was suddenly focused on me!
Jordan: Excuse me, Sally Sensitive, I don't remember asking you anything. Your mom's aware that she'll eventually have to stop the breast-feeding, right?