My Rabbit Quotes
Turk: Look Jen, if you need any legal help concerning your accident, you can talk to Jim who is a very successful, bulldog of a lawyer, or you can talk to Ted, who, well-
Ted: My Mom calls me Thunder.
Jen: I'm going to go with the less shiny one.
Jim: Tough break there, Thunder.
Ted: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM JIM!!! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!
Todd: Okay, I've got something we can't give her permanently, but I can guarantee she'll enjoy it while she has her hands on it-
Janitor: No! Preemptive strike on the sex joke. Take a timeout.
J.D.: Why don't you just give up that apartment, you said it's so small, plus I think it would be fun if the baby was around here for a few months.
Kim: Okay, I'll give it up.
J.D.: Incidently, that's not the first time she's said that today, if you know what I'm talking about.
Turk: Mmmhmm, I know what you're talking about.
J.D.: I hit it, and I hit it good--
Turk: Yes you did.
J.D.: --Rowdy style, we have to look out for that belly, it's dangerous.
Turk: Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.
Dr. Cox: Thank god you've procreated.
J.D.: is it still cool to say get a room? I don't know, I'm going for it anyway...Get a room!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007
