My Transition Quotes
[While cleaning up after a party for old gay men]
J.D.: Ooh, appletini! When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?
Elliot: Okay, guess what flavor baby food this is?
Keith: Cab driver feet?
Dr. Briggs: [to adolescent patient] As part of your treatment, I'm going to ask that you masturbate five times a week.
J.D.: [trying to make patient less uncomfortable]Wow, five times a week, huh? For me that would be cutting back.
J.D. voiceover: ...he said in front of his soon-to-be girlfriend.
J.D.: Gloria, I need you to change the dressing on Mr. Curtis's wound.
Gloria: And I need you to suck it!
J.D.: Wow, Gloria, do you kiss your great-great-great-great-great-grandkids with that mouth? Zoom-zoom-zoom!
Jack: I pooped in my bed so I put it on the TV
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