My Words of Wisdom Quotes
Turk: How do you know sign language?
Janitor: Well, when I was in high school I was a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo. And one night I was out plucking peacock feathers to sell for pens when I noticed Gary the gorilla making the sign for food. I gave him my danish. He gave the sign for thank you. Those were the only two signs that Gary knew. Except for boobs. He liked them big and hairy.
The Todd: Join the club, playa.
Janitor: Get away.
The Todd: (shrugs) Okay. (walks away)
Janitor: So, eventually Gary, I'm sorry to say, died of lung cancer. For that I blame myself because I used to share my smokes with him. But he also piqued my interest in signing and in his memory I took my first signing class.
J.D.: Is any of that true?
Janitor: Someone would have to read it back to me.
J.D.: Hello Mr. Francis. When did your son start having stomach pains? (Father does sign language) Oh, I'm sorry, you're deaf. Its okay. (Turns to son) Will you help me communicate with your dad? (Son does sign language too) Oh, you're deaf too. What are the odds? (J.D. looks confused) Wait, I'm a doctor I should probably know that.
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Dr. Kelso: You might want to knock, he's in an imaginary glass bubble.
