Scrubs Quotes (Page 13)
J.D.:(Thinking): And then she said something, every man is dying to hear...
Elliot : We can be sex buddies...
Dr. Cox: Ah, I'm sorry... Crazy person says what?
Jordan: What?!
Dr. Cox: Atta girl
Dr. Cox: [on the phone] Sure, Jordan, I guess you could take over the master bathroom. But would ya do me a favor and leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I wanna take 300 of 'em? Heh! OK bye.
J.D.: I can't stop obsessing over this date I have tonight! What do you think I should do?
Dr. Cox: Well for starters, you should probably go ahead and thank your lucky stars that ya finally found a gal who's into same sex relationships.
J.D.: You know, Perry--
Dr. Cox: "Perry?"
J.D.: Yeah, I'm trying it out...
Dr. Cox: You know, Jordan, I have to tell you -- despite how crazy-hormonal you are, there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.
Jordan: Really?
Dr. Cox: Honestly you--
Jordan: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Cox: --you have never looked so beautiful.
Jordan: It's the giant boobs, isn't it.
Dr. Cox: Well, have you seen them lately?
J.D.: I've seen bigger. (To Nurse Roberts) Not on you. Although, Kudos!
Nurse Roberts:Mm-hmm!
Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute!?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
J.D.: It's hard to take positive steps when you've burned the bridge you got to walk across.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 J.D.: Did he die?
Kelso: God I hope so, or that autopsy is going to be a bitch.
Dr. Cox: (To JD) Oh my God, I care so little I almost passed out.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 J.D.: A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.
Ted: Oh my God, you cut off someone's nose?! Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.
Ted: Unfortunately, you've, uh, put us in somewhat of a legal bind.
Kelso: Way to go, Ted. My God, man, you couldn't scare a child.
Ted: Who... who would want to?
